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SurfnBird · 14-07-2006, 10:37 PM

Once upon a dark, mysterious night. A man was cleaning his pistol, wishing he was killing some alts. Then he realized in his backyard was a noise that was scary enough to blow his refrigerator up. So he ran to the basement, hides under stairs and grabbed his 12 gauge shotgun and prayed to god to keep him safe from the wolves, that eat humans while there in there house clawing at the television screen and shiting on the shag carpet. While watching pokemon cleaning there assholes on public television on that Sony big screen TV that transforms into the Kool-Aid character that is very creepy and scary that breaks in the wall and says OH YEAH!!! As he crushes innocent children. While Osama is preparing for war to kill infidels! Osama would learn the cha-cha slide and that he had no life because he played “World Of Warcraf” 8 hours straight for 3 fucking years because his girlfriend was fat and had a dick. Anyway he settled for goat’s licking his nipples and slapping its large round “donkey.” While watching men just fornicating themselves with large sticks, splintering there assholes and bleeding heavily all over apple computer equipment. They cried a lot and right clicked on adult files containing large animals sticking their bananas in each others…
Tell us what you think.
To Be Continued

Naplam · 15-07-2006, 11:54 AM

It would be fun if:
1. I was retarded
2. I was extremely bored
3. I was retarded.

Sorry. :( You fail. :(

b balla27 · 15-07-2006, 05:02 PM

Okayyyyyyyyyy?

SurfnBird · 15-07-2006, 07:26 PM

hey u can say it sucked but you wrote it.

Ao1xSniperkev · 16-07-2006, 05:08 AM

just to make the obvious more obvious, this is based on the "3 word story" topic. Just incase some of you are retarded.

gobbly2100 · 16-07-2006, 05:48 AM

Yeah, Here is the post that this story was made from.

Three Word Story

1Shot1Kill · 16-07-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ao1xSniperkev

just to make the obvious more obvious, this is based on the "3 word story" topic. Just incase some of you are retarded.

I'm not retarded but i also never knew that, and i have also never opened that thread before.

Sorry, i'm retarded now.

Felix12g · 16-07-2006, 09:30 PM

Hehe, that's a fucked up compilation. But still funny.

14-07-2006, 10:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
SurfnBird Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 117	this story writen by the huxley community Once upon a dark, mysterious night. A man was cleaning his pistol, wishing he was killing some alts. Then he realized in his backyard was a noise that was scary enough to blow his refrigerator up. So he ran to the basement, hides under stairs and grabbed his 12 gauge shotgun and prayed to god to keep him safe from the wolves, that eat humans while there in there house clawing at the television screen and shiting on the shag carpet. While watching pokemon cleaning there assholes on public television on that Sony big screen TV that transforms into the Kool-Aid character that is very creepy and scary that breaks in the wall and says OH YEAH!!! As he crushes innocent children. While Osama is preparing for war to kill infidels! Osama would learn the cha-cha slide and that he had no life because he played “World Of Warcraf” 8 hours straight for 3 fucking years because his girlfriend was fat and had a dick. Anyway he settled for goat’s licking his nipples and slapping its large round “donkey.” While watching men just fornicating themselves with large sticks, splintering there assholes and bleeding heavily all over apple computer equipment. They cried a lot and right clicked on adult files containing large animals sticking their bananas in each others… Tell us what you think. To Be Continued __________________ [IMG]http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l134/surfnbird_2006/surfnbird2.jpg[/IMG] Last edited by SurfnBird; 14-07-2006 at 10:45 PM.

15-07-2006, 11:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Naplam Training Grounds Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 18	It would be fun if: 1. I was retarded 2. I was extremely bored 3. I was retarded. Sorry. :( You fail. :( __________________ [CENTER][IMG]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5744/usarmy10thmountain0gh.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER]

15-07-2006, 05:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
b balla27 Training Grounds Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 20	Okayyyyyyyyyy? __________________ [url=http://www.freewebs.com/huxleypro/index.htm][img]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1158/capknightssigzd1.gif[/img][/url]

15-07-2006, 07:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
SurfnBird Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 117	hey u can say it sucked but you wrote it. __________________ [IMG]http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l134/surfnbird_2006/surfnbird2.jpg[/IMG]

16-07-2006, 05:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ao1xSniperkev Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 280	just to make the obvious more obvious, this is based on the "3 word story" topic. Just incase some of you are retarded. __________________ [URL=http://www.ao1huxley.com][img]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2333/huxleysig35xc.jpg[/img][/URL]

16-07-2006, 05:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
gobbly2100 Administrator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK Posts: 543 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 177^th	Three Word Story Yeah, Here is the post that this story was made from. Three Word Story __________________ Huxley MySpace - Huxley Xbox Live Gamertags - Huxley FAQ

16-07-2006, 09:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Felix12g Super Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 547	Hehe, that's a fucked up compilation. But still funny. __________________ If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. ~W. Edwards Deming

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