Best Redvsblue Lines

[eclipsedmind]

well im a huge fan of RvB and a very depressed one at that waiting till halo3 comes out for the new series.
well i was wondering if anyone elso likes the shows what would of been the best lines you heard during the grueling 100 episode and specials?
my fav:Yes,im Church's brother:Sister,i came here by a space ship from the moon,now i live here with Church in the front section of the ship,the people in the rear section of the ship are on the other side of the island
Church:thats,like wrong in 8 different ways!
Sister:yeah i know.

That was in Church's mind in the final episode.plz tell your favourite lines if you enjoyed the series as much as me.

[zeekgenateer]

From Ep. 63 ''The Hard Stop"
Tucker "We're going to teach the alien how to speak English."
Church "How are you going to do that?"
Tucker "People learn English all the time it aren't that hard."
Church "Maybe you should try learning his language."
Tucker "F* that we got here first and that makes this a colony. Those are the rules dude earth colony, earth language."
Church "Tucker there's thousands of languages spoken on earth."
Tucker "Ya but only one that kicks ass, and that's the one we're teaching. English 101: Remedial kick ass."
Church "Alright there is no way that this is going to work."
Tucker "Ya it is we got visual aids and everything."
Church "Where'd the hell ya get those?"
Tucker "We made 'em. Turns out Caboose's gun didn't have any bullets it was loaded with crayons."

Best lines ever.

[eclipsedmind]

oh yeah crayons lol love that line.
one thing im unhappy about is the voice change for tucker his old voice was so good
well this line i like is episode 21 or 20:bunny and the soup can.
Grif:well i really wanna trick this out
Simmons:why?
Grif:to get laid
Church:awsome all my life i was told not if i was the last guy on Earth
,well now its true hehe

i know those lines werent the completly correct ones but that was the best i can remember them

[freakyluap]

Red online soldier
"camping, its a legitimate strategy"

Caboose/omaley
"Never be alone"

Blue soldier
"hey red"

red soldier
"what?"

Blue soldier
"looks like we are the last too left lets join up and do some team work"

red soldier
"ok"

Blue soldier
"im coming out"

red soldier
"im coming out too"

*walks up to eachother face to face*

red soldier
"what did you mean by team work?"

*blue soldier smacks red soldier over the head with shotgun*

Blue soldier
"its called Beating you over the head with my gun, nice team work you noob"