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Pssssh. Nothing
Your momma is so stupid, she watched the show "60 Minutes" for 2 hours. or Your momma is so hairy that when she walked into Walmart, everyone went "Grrrrr-roar", Just like Chewbacca! or Your momma is so fat, she can fit a mall under her bed! or Your momma is so fat, it caused jesus to say god's name in vein. or Your momma is so slow, she makes Huxley look like it's coming out early! or Your momma is so lame, a crippled person can be considered enabled. I got TONS more.
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Your momma is so fat - whale harpoons bounce off of her.
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Yo momma so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo momma is soo stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say "go". Yo mom is so fat that when she goes to the theatre she sits next to everyone. Yo momma is so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo momma is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in. Yo momma is so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo momma so poor, each night she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers Yo momma so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention. Yo momma so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. No offense to any moms out there |
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