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18-02-2006, 05:10 AM
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Re: Chuck norris...
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18-02-2006, 05:22 AM
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Yeah it wouldn't have started if you didn't mention it. As a matter of fact I think you purposley said that to see if anyone will post chuck norris stuff. Plus this thread should be in the off topic section.
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18-02-2006, 05:48 AM
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dear god if some one goes on about that actor whom i have only heard of doing ONE , # 1, good movie, in which bruce lee kicked his arse, then i will have to shoot them repeatedly in the face. i do not understand peoples fasination with the man, i can see making fun of him, but other then that he doesnt do anything. oh wait, he starred in some bad show and he is in infomercials ........ yup, thats a man to look upto there........
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18-02-2006, 08:19 AM
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that man also probly has enough money to make us all look homeless and has convinced the world that he is a master martial artist, or some such crap... knowing a fiew moves does not make you a master of anything.
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Do you really think a blind Rutger Hauer could beat Sho Kosugi (a ninjitsu expert)
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18-02-2006, 05:04 PM
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His ninjitsu is no match for me...... GUYVER!!!!!!!!
Though the teletubies could probably beat Mr. Kosugi he's so easy.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris once asked Jesus how to gain immortality so he could be immortal to, jesus said...
"It's easy when your Jesus, lol!" --------------- Thats a nice picture Winged. And people, it is our duty to make sure Chuck Norris plays this game!
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# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. # Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. # Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. # The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. # Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. # Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. # If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. # Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. # When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. # The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. # Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. # CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. # Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. # There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. # Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first |
