No, the right way to get inside information, is to lure a huxley programmer from the damp dark depth of the programmers cave with a hot slice of pizza with extra cheese.
Then, when his or her beady cavedwelling eyes are blinded by natural light, you throw a blanket over its eyes and transport him to a storage-space and promise it more pizza in return for inside info.
It's so obvious that I wonder why you guys haven't thought of it before.
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