[gobbly2100]

There was a long dark hall shrouded in darkness where a monster opened a can and he said "RAWR, im hungry!" He started to crush the can with his eyebrow. Then he shot his left foot with a canon and began to cry like a Giraffe in Heat touching his big arroused man nipple. Suddenly a loud helpless women fell in to his tube, when a floor board above burst into flame. A white flame dripped down and burnt her bra on the cooker, then he ate it with ketchup and the eyebrow-crushed can vanished without trace, into his tummy. "ARRGGGHhhhh" he shouted, "IT IS SO BAD, IT NEED'S TITS" looking at the poster of Tom Cruise while licking his nipple. 10 day's later he contracted polio, which he cried tomato sauce untill a child with a bag of gophers took one out dipped it in a bowl of Cambel's Tomato Soup, made with milk, fake tomatos and somebody's toe nails. The boy fed the gerbil next to a piece-hippy. He said "Underwear is not Warm its Cosy" And let out an shriek... "ZOMG! My hand is shaped like a melon on steroids" He then proceeded to walk to his sisters tank