[RobotFace]

There was a long dark hall shrouded in darkness where a monster opened a can and he said "RAWR, im hungry!" He started to crush the can with his eyebrow. Then he shot his left foot with a canon and began to cry like a Giraffe in Heat touching his big arroused man nipple. Suddenly a loud helpless women fell in to his tube, when a floor board above burst into flame. A white flame dripped down and burnt her bra on the cooker, then he ate it with ketchup and the eyebrow-crushed can vanished without trace, into his tummy. "ARRGGGHhhhh" he shouted, "IT IS SO BAD, IT NEED'S TITS" looking at the poster of Tom Cruise while licking his nipple. 10 day's later he contracted polio, which he cried tomato sauce untill a child with a bag of gophers took one out dipped it in a bowl of Cambel's Tomato Soup, made with milk, fake tomatos and somebody's toe nails. The boy fed the gerbil next to a piece-hippy. He said "Underwear is not Warm its Cosy" And let out an shriek... "ZOMG! My hand is shaped like a melon on steroids" He then proceeded to walk to his sisters tank. Then Neo looked into the truth, but saw only Morpheus looking at Legolas in a Gay Hair Parlor. getting his groovy on with Elijah ,Who looked like a big buff. The black neighbourhood overlooked the great Chuck Norris Temple were fifty armed Chuck Norris' with gaint wet noodles that roundhouse kicked. "LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!1111one!!!!!", Screamed Lando, who seemingly had one a single Vin Deasel ally. Vin's nose hairs could shoot lazers!11!1q114r241omgordorly?! Even though she was a fem-bot named sexatron 5000. Mike Myers saved 50 cent from a cyanide pill. The Chuck Norris....geegeegegeeeegeegegeeee unit roundhouse kicked the fem-bot sexatron into Loui Andersons gut, where she got consumed and raped by michael jackson, hence the Black-asian goes ding chaung in a dim sum resturant with samuri pizza throwing contest with Chow Yun Fat. Samuri Pizza cats died a horrible horrible death fighting off Ninja dogs with fried octopus tenticals.

Aside from that, the day was purple like the belly of a giant hairy tortoise.
which plays with its own special toys. The man once played with the giant hairy tortoises' eggs, but that was too disturbing, so he licked the eggs instead. He wished he hadn't when one hatched, into a deranged doppleganger and dopple-ganged by rabid wolves covered in a hairy coat of gnomes horny gnomes that. Somewhere in the mountains of wet hairy gnome pussy, was the battle of Tickleme Valley. No man could match Cobra Commander's power. So Cobra Commander summoned demons from Mexico to Slay the bubble wrap with their burritos of almighty power. But then the demons from Mexico began eating babies. The mothers then screamed for help. The dads came with their M16's and began to shoot retards randomly. They then ate dried dog do. After that they realized they were feeling each others' asses with sticks. They unzipped their jackets to pull and drank milk