Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Lol... some of those jokes are pretty funny. I have seen first hand the Chuck Norris craze on both WoW and PS, I think it's pretty funny, people just trying to have fun.
