[zeekgenateer]

From Ep. 63 ''The Hard Stop"
Tucker "We're going to teach the alien how to speak English."
Church "How are you going to do that?"
Tucker "People learn English all the time it aren't that hard."
Church "Maybe you should try learning his language."
Tucker "F* that we got here first and that makes this a colony. Those are the rules dude earth colony, earth language."
Church "Tucker there's thousands of languages spoken on earth."
Tucker "Ya but only one that kicks ass, and that's the one we're teaching. English 101: Remedial kick ass."
Church "Alright there is no way that this is going to work."
Tucker "Ya it is we got visual aids and everything."
Church "Where'd the hell ya get those?"
Tucker "We made 'em. Turns out Caboose's gun didn't have any bullets it was loaded with crayons."

Best lines ever.