[Guyver]

Pssssh. Nothing


Your momma is so stupid, she watched the show "60 Minutes" for 2 hours.

or

Your momma is so hairy that when she walked into Walmart, everyone went "Grrrrr-roar", Just like Chewbacca!

or

Your momma is so fat, she can fit a mall under her bed!

or

Your momma is so fat, it caused jesus to say god's name in vein.

or

Your momma is so slow, she makes Huxley look like it's coming out early!

or

Your momma is so lame, a crippled person can be considered enabled.



I got TONS more.